Post by Brandin on Apr 22, 2006 20:49:26 GMT -5
I thought i'd take the time to sit and warn you all about the abomination known as 'PTS', or rather 'Penguin Terrorist Society'. Yes, I know you mere mortal will be freaked out, but never fear, i'm here to make you aware of the awful threat.
The PTS started in the mangroves of Emerald Forest in the year of... 1493, and has been going strong since. When they were created, by the demon-alien-thingy Professor Dandendorn, they immediately migrated to the country known as 'Penguin Country', now known as 'Penguin Colony Country, est. 1493'. Ahem.
The PTS is ruled by a diabolical fiend known as Prof. Desporit, he is the current 'leader', as many have come and gone. He rose to his rank in the early years of... 1999, by brutally mudering his wife, Miss Lel. Once the murder occured, he slaughtered his way through the ENTIRE Penguin army, consisting of over 10000000000000000 extremely dangerous Penguins.
Once killing off the then current leader, Dr. Tollostroyu, he was able to become the new leader. He began to breed with a hermit crab (don't ask me how. Ahem.) and created the unique Pencrab race. Pencrabs began to breed with each other due to their hyper libido, causing them to... do... the deed. After a while, their race died off, thanks to the remaining Penguin survivers. They saved the country and killed Prof. Desporit, letting their leader-ish Penguin messiah, Docfessor Lellonad Karrisuitosnaood, rise to power.
The PTS have since played tricks on the American government, including the infamous 'weapons of mass destruction' incident, and several neighbouring countries. The PTS's worst enemy so far has been the hermit crab race, also known as Hermit Crab Terrorist Colony (HCTC), who constantly try to slaughter the PTS.
Yes, this may be truely devestating news to hear, but I thought I may make you, good people, aware of the immense threat they pose. Their unique powers of evil make them a threat to us all. When you hear a knock at the door next... it may not be someone you know... it could be a PTS Agent, for you know their secret. Or it could always be a delivery man or something.
Be careful. Don't let the PTS Capture you too.
The PTS started in the mangroves of Emerald Forest in the year of... 1493, and has been going strong since. When they were created, by the demon-alien-thingy Professor Dandendorn, they immediately migrated to the country known as 'Penguin Country', now known as 'Penguin Colony Country, est. 1493'. Ahem.
The PTS is ruled by a diabolical fiend known as Prof. Desporit, he is the current 'leader', as many have come and gone. He rose to his rank in the early years of... 1999, by brutally mudering his wife, Miss Lel. Once the murder occured, he slaughtered his way through the ENTIRE Penguin army, consisting of over 10000000000000000 extremely dangerous Penguins.
Once killing off the then current leader, Dr. Tollostroyu, he was able to become the new leader. He began to breed with a hermit crab (don't ask me how. Ahem.) and created the unique Pencrab race. Pencrabs began to breed with each other due to their hyper libido, causing them to... do... the deed. After a while, their race died off, thanks to the remaining Penguin survivers. They saved the country and killed Prof. Desporit, letting their leader-ish Penguin messiah, Docfessor Lellonad Karrisuitosnaood, rise to power.
The PTS have since played tricks on the American government, including the infamous 'weapons of mass destruction' incident, and several neighbouring countries. The PTS's worst enemy so far has been the hermit crab race, also known as Hermit Crab Terrorist Colony (HCTC), who constantly try to slaughter the PTS.
Yes, this may be truely devestating news to hear, but I thought I may make you, good people, aware of the immense threat they pose. Their unique powers of evil make them a threat to us all. When you hear a knock at the door next... it may not be someone you know... it could be a PTS Agent, for you know their secret. Or it could always be a delivery man or something.
Be careful. Don't let the PTS Capture you too.
